How the F do you gain 2 pounds in 1 day?
So confused. I did have steak and mashed potatoes for dinner last night, but I did not really think it would make *that* big of a difference. I ordered green beans for my other side, because I thought it would be healthier, but there was so much bacon in them, I think it was just as bad as anything else I could have ordered. Then I was pretty stuffed by the time I got home, so I ended up just doing an easy 30 minute work out. Bottom line? I got on the scale this morning and it said 140. The batteries in my camera died right when I was taking the picture, so no photo. But, if I was going to lie, I would make my weight less. Anyway, I guess it is just food and I will poop it out in about 10 minutes. Then I will probably be back to 138. By the way, what does it mean if you are sitting on the toilet and you definitely squeeze out a log that you know for sure is pretty massive, but then when you look in the toilet there is nothing there?
posted by Alicia at 7:15 AM
2 Comments:
Prolly that a little bit of your intestine squeezed out, and then when you contracted your poo hole, they got sucked back up!
OMG...I couldn't be more disgusting!!
3:00 PM
Also, a 16 oz steak is approximately 1200 calories (with nothing on it). So if you had an 8oz one, that means you ate 600 calories...PLUS your mashed potatoes and fattening green beans. I bet you consumed at least 1000 calories on that dinner alone. So, really no big surprise that you gained a couple of pounds. But it might also help if you got over your constipation and took some laxatives.
FYI...I find laxatives after any meal to be a big help in controlling weight!!!
3:05 PM
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